Im just another damned man,
living in a damned world.
14 December 2008
One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified. Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO!!! Judge: ?????????!!!!
1:18 am
12 December 2008
Seriously, i think my blog is rated M18.
Especially, with this.
2:42 am
09 December 2008
Don't be shock to see my profile. Not suitable for weak heart.
4:36 am
06 December 2008
shall post some random stuff. since im like never update for so long.
People that im shock they are in higher chinese, when... I shall rate according to my level of shockness.
Me - **** Jun Wen - ***** Nicholas Khaw - ******* Melissa - ********* Lau Yi lin - ********** Huiting - *******************......breaks meter.
People that have long/boring post
Me - ****** James - **** Nicholas Lim - ******* Nicholas Khaw - ******* Class blog - ******** Huiting - ********* Melissa - ********** Randolph - **********
People that are real untidy
Nicholas Lim - **** Jefferson - ****** Jia Yun - ***** Huiting - ******* Me - **********
Ok, so i decided to feature those people in my very 'interesting' post.
[des] Singaporean Grandson: Never Ready. Ready For Strike! 失去的越多,在乎的越多。 says: i shall feature u in my next post for that. DRAMARAMA says: got anything to feature meh! DRAMARAMA says: LOL DRAMARAMA says: okay lah. DRAMARAMA says: i know what you going to say. DRAMARAMA says: you going to say i'm a very nice and cool, helpful pretty girl right DRAMARAMA says: i know already lah. DRAMARAMA says: =D DRAMARAMA says: eh. DRAMARAMA says: then make your blog not private. DRAMARAMA says: then everyone can see my fabulous characteristics. DRAMARAMA says: LOL. [des] Singaporean Grandson: Never Ready. Ready For Strike! 失去的越多,在乎的越多。 says: i 'try' DRAMARAMA says: -.- DRAMARAMA says: *makes face