Im just another damned man,
living in a damned world.
21 February 2007
A decent post......
todae go DB outing! So lame that movie. Got Super Nacho dunno wad, X-men, Harry potter, 'Gnarnia'(Narnia), and Charlie choc factory. So lame and funny. B4 that we go buy drinks and snacks. Then Marcus took this picture:
Then when i go home i took this( he doesnt know):
9:52 pm
Xinmin VS Kuo Chuan Presbyterian
Part 1/7
Part 2/7
Part 3/7
Part 4/7
Part 5/7
RESULT SHOW
Part 6/7
Part 7/7
8:53 pm
17 February 2007
No PORK!
12:28 pm
12 February 2007
Jokes
A Truck Driver's Duty
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him.
At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything.
He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
Dumb
There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth."
The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot."
The first professor says "Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat dinner."
The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off.
The second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave."
Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.
Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay says, "Well listen. My father told me to find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done. That is stupid if I've ever heard it."
Sam says "Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me which penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave."
7:55 pm
11 February 2007
Fish
Suddenly got the urge to write abt fish. Wad food can we hav with fish and rice? Nasi lemak, Dory fish and butter rice set, Steamed Fish with plain rice, Fried fish rice burger, fish dumplings, Ikan bilis fried rice, Fish Fillet rice and Simply Fish Rice!
Too tired to post ytd bcos got npcc. We hav a campcraft test and i almost flunk it 4 practical. 4 theory (aka tior-ray pronouced by Mrs chow) its ok bcos i read wrongly sum f the qns. But the unsure qn i miraclely got them rite! Let me elaborate the practical (tent) part. At first we were slowed down bcos half of the area is mostly rock so we had a hard tym hiting the peg into the ground. We were slower than Percy grp! But when we started to put the inner sheet and tying knots, we managed to go ahead of them! But we still faced with problems like, Jefferson the noob in practical. We then faster fall in when our tent is done. We kena 5 marks deducted on attire bcos of 'the noob in practical' tucked out his shirt. After all that we took our bags and stuff and were dismissed. I went with augustine (his tent collapse by the way). When he finishd his dinner, we walked to the bus stop and saw Mrs Thang! OMG! Her car broke down i think. Then Janisha and siti came too. We kip hoping shes not taking 88. but too bad she is. The 3 of them is stuoid to walk in front of her when the bus came. I walk another way and rushed into the bus first. She did not saw me for the whole journey ( she lived near north vista secondary ). So thats it. Im going to post some Jokes nxt tym. maybe one or two now.
A Pirate's Tale A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?" The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?" "No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye? The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and pooped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked, "How could a little something like that make you lose your eye?" The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"
The Verdict The DA stared at the jury, unable to believe the "not guilty" verdict he'd just heard. Bitterly, he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?" The foreman answered, "Insanity." The attorney responded, still incredulous, "I could understand that. But, all twelve of you?"
8:59 pm
07 February 2007
JEFFERSON IS DISGUSTING!
9:55 pm
SHYT
Ok, here i am to post. Im going to post abt the past three days.
Monday 5-2-7
So i will continue frm last post. literally, we saw a gal stamping her feet and stare at glenn sir when he 'samurah' (meaning= undo?) us. So she is like going to walk off anytime so glenn sir just giv a quick Bersu-rai and let us go. Meanwhile, we heard the Choir singing at the second floor. ( i can sense that my spect is going to burst!) Then Jefferson basically kip luking at 'You-Know-who'. Did percy luk at the choir ppl too? Im not sure. So i went home and used 3 big hours to teach jeff hw to change blogskin.
Tuesday 6-2-07
So bcos of Jeff i nvr study much 4 my german test, and therefore, in conclusion, I FLUNKED MY TEST. So stupid difficult. And the dumb bell teacher is so damn stupid. I open my textbk under his nose he nvr find out. But no clue frm txtbk la. In the morning, i carry out attire check. And Mattheus and Nicholas Yau tio haircu! Haha OBI! oh ya ! Marven almost become He Shang (botak). This is the conversatn between him and the barber:
Barber: You want botak?
Marven: NO!
Barber: You dun want your hair?
Marven: Want!
Barber: You want botak?
Marven: NO!
Barber: You dun want your hair?
Marven: Want!
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Wednesday 7-2-07
So yesterday night, humpty desmond had a great fall. My whole right leg cannot move lor. So damn painful. But i go sleep this morning can move liao. So i was limping all the way to the bus stop. The 88 bus bu gei mian zi lor. Halfway to the bus stop it came liao so i had to run lor. Reach sku zhunzhun 6.45 which i was suppose to help Marcus but he alreay find other ppl liao. WTH. den i so chiong 4 wad? SHua wo! so now while i am sitting in front typing, my BUTT is tilted to one sidecos it hurts! LOL. I gtg le. 在此搁笔, 有空再谈。Diaoz...
7:48 pm
05 February 2007
Sianz..........todae got road marshall duty.......rmb that thing that hv so many undiscipline 'policeman' who kip summoning you? Ya thats our role todae...haha. I summoned 6 ppl. Dun tink thats a lot oKaY, highest record TWELTH summon issued by single person. And guess wad, we gotta play after the P5 return their 4 wheelers and Bike! And most importantly we did not obey the rule at all! Kena complained by the P5. We were speeding and crashing with each other. I almost send Deshawn flying back to the sch in his bike. The 4 wheelers damn powerful. Luckily he quckly jump out frm the bike. LOL. So thats all for thi post bcos i 4get to do Art and nvr do english Hw yet. I'll will tell yr abt glenn sir in he nxt post. WOotS to his gf! And abt he choir too.
8:22 pm
04 February 2007
Singapore beat Thais to defend ASEAN title!
YES! Singapore Rox! Aggregate 3-2 win over Thailand! That was a super tense match. A few great save from 2004 MYP Lionel Lewis. He rox when he stretched his whole body blocked the super dooper ultra hard and precise free kick from the thais (they are specialist in deadballs). But he was damn stupid when he let in the goal of Pipat Thonkanya. But he made it when he diverted the ball of Datsakorn Thonglao and Alam shah clears it away. Alam shah won the golden boots with a total of 10 superb Goals! He is also the MVP of this tournament. Thais almost made the score 2-0 when Suchao Nutnum had an advantage of a empty goal. WTF! empty goal?! that was wad im thinking at that moment. But luckily Precious when in front of him and it was kicked away by Noh Rahman. Wad a power scramble that prevent Nutnum from punishing the Singapore defence. Thank God Khairul Amri's shot nine minute before final whistle from just inside the box flew past goalkeeper Kittisak Rawangpa and leveled the score to 1-1 and the aggregate score to 3-2. So Singapore clinched his/her 3rd Championship and the 2nd time he/she won at foreign soil. Onli 50 odd Singapore supporters when to Supachalasai Stadium (Super jia lau sai) to cheer on Singapore. So thats my review for the match by me. And below shall be the official reportby ESPN.
BANGKOK, February 4 (Asean Football Championship) - Singapore successfully defended their Asean Football Championship crown as substitute Khairul Amri struck a late goal to give the Lions a 3-2 aggregate win following their 1-1 draw with Thailand in the second leg of the final on Sunday.
Singapore went into the match at the Supachalasai Stadium leading 2-1 on aggregate but their advantage was cancelled out in the 37th minute when Pipat Thonkanya levelled the tie.
However, Thailand's hopes of a fourth Asean Football Championship title were snuffed out with nine minutes left in a hugely entertaining final when Khairul Amri's shot from just inside the box flew past goalkeeper Kittisak Rawangpa, who was wearing the captain's armband in the absence of Kiatisuk Senamuang.
Singapore looked to have extended their advantage when Sharil Ishak prodded the ball into the Thailand net from close range with just eight minutes on the clock.
However, Indonesian referee Jimmy Napitupulu ruled out the effort as the striker and tournament MVP and top scorer Noh Alam Shah were deemed to be in an offside position.
Fahrudin Mustafic, scorer of the controversial penalty that gave the Lions the first leg victory and the recipient of the loudest boos when the home fans jeered the announcement of the Singapore players, became the first to go into the Indonesian referee's book for a crunching tackle on Pichitphong Choechiu in the 14th minute, just 60 seconds after the same player - one of three changes to the Thai starting 11 - had Thailand's first real effort on goal.
Datsakorn Thonglao stepped up to take a 17th minute free-kick from a similar range to the one he scored against Vietnam in the semi-final and while the midfielder struck it with similar aplomb, Singapore keeper Lionel Lewis was equal to the task and flew across the goal line to keep the ball out.
Lewis, MVP at the last edition of the tournament, denied the Thais again six minutes later with an equally impressive save following a powerful shot from Pipat Thonkanya.
However, the Singapore keeper could do nothing when the BEC Tero Sasana striker opened the scoring with eight minutes of the first half remaining.
Datsakorn, who is set to move from BEC Tero Sasana to Vietnamese side Hoang Anh Gia Lai, played a delicate chip over the Singapore back line and in to the path of his former team-mate, who poked the ball past Lewis to level the tie on aggregate.
The Thais sniffed blood and laid siege on the Singapore goal in the second half, with the defending champions needing a last-ditch block from Noh Rahman to prevent Suchao Nutnum from putting the home side two up.
But Singapore remained firm, with their defending both stubborn and scattergun, and caught the Thais with their goal on the counter-attack, their only real chance of the half outside of a tamely hit scissors kick from Alam Shah 18 minutes after the interval.
Hais.... todae is an even sian day... Wake up and realise its 11.45am and i must reach sku b4 1pm. Den mus faster eat 'breakfast' and prepare to go liao. In the bus, i saw some of the SLs like, Amanda, Sherman, zi en, sok loon and the rest 4get liao. Reached sku and saw Royce in the canteen.den walk to SL rm and saw fariz throw the soccer ball down to Elgin and Marcus who are at the parade square. So damn funny see wan shi ting playin too. Den go AVA rm outside wait 4 Su. ANd we saw a pinky object at he Foyer and thats Su. Den someone say change venue to aesthetics rm. When we go in we just sat in circle and take attendance. Finally, the session start and we started wif a lame game. Let me elaborate. When she give a command, we must follow it and if sum1 do wrong and hes out. So this is the lame command:
Walk = walk lar...
Faster = walk faster
Even faster = walk even faster
Three = sit
Freeze = freeze duh...
Tree = Form a triangle
And the game start. I manage to go through two rounds untill Hazel cheat me. She points at me when i nvr move (we are suppose to freeze) den i look up and there goes, i've moved. Im so bu shuang lor. Den i decided to make Elgin laugh during the next freeze. He so statue. At last left a few ppl and Su shouted a false command 'SIT' and everyone sit down. So LOL, evryone out lor. Den we go on. She reminded the SL mission/Goal :
'To be united, inspiring, commited and disciplined student leaders.'
Den she teach us how to write a proper proposal. Then she want the sec 3 sls to work on their current proposal which they are tasked. i helped Elgin 4 that. Hes proposal is the 'student leader camp June 2007'. And he so shen mi when we come to the programme for lunch. He said got sumthing mysterious and cannot tell me wad is it bcos the camp is basically for the sec 2s. And at last she want us to convey the message to other SL through some ways. Which are through morning meetings, email, commity meeting and classmates who are SL. And im in charge to tell Jia yun. Im going to tell her to see this post instead. HaHa. So we are dismissed. Here is the interesting part. we go out of the room and dunno why marcus take out his shoe and throw at audrey. She manage to siam and take his shoe and throw among the sec 2 gals and runaway with it. den Elgin took it to 2nd floor. Den wan shiting take out her shoe and bluff that its his. He wanted to go take it den Elgin says its still with him. den he run up of cos. when hes at 2nd floor, Elgin throw the shoe down again and we literally play soccer with it. Elgin den says can return him liao. But Audrey still bu shuang and hide them. We walked to the pond there and marcus throw his socks down. I go hide it in the bush and bluff him its in the pond. He found the socks of cos. Den he went to find his shoe. Audrey tell hi to go ask the ODAC ppl who is around the shoe. There are onli gals there so he dun dare to ask. But he still founnd it. Then i go home liao. When i was outside the sch, saw khee ern and others playing soccer at the court beside fitness corner. I want to go home so nvr go back and play. So thsts all 4 my longest post ever. bye and hope this is enaf to stuff up MUAH CHEE.
7:11 pm
02 February 2007
siao dog regrets
Finaly here to post liao la. I really hates campcraft bcos i alwaes kena injured somehow or rather. Dunno is i swei or wad. Maybe my working rate is too much liao,thats why percentage of getting injured is higher. And i dunnno wtf jefferson is doing. Super dooper ultra show the 'Singapore Idol'ness of a typical fish. Everything i do he go and destroy it. the one he do so ugly never go step it himself. And hor, he say he got see ppls blog one leh. Onli Clarice one i suppose. And if you going to see this post den so soorrie, hu ask u to destroy my knot. And let me flash back to morning. Soooooo happi mrs yeap nvr come...hehehe. Arthus got another 3 demerit points. Guess wad reason he tell mr wong? tell u in nxt post, HaHA. Cai lao shi suan me evryday! Im going to burst! Wad the fcuk is she trying to do? SL de zui you meh? evry day onli know how to sae '带领带的,站起来回答。'. And everytym is ask me 1st den jia yun. She bcareful i angry. Not happy i fried CAI TAO KUEH! Dont play play ok. Thats all 4 this post. oh ya, to Claire, is other ppl sae one hor, and thank you MUAH CHEE for yr 'COMPLIMENTS'!